Oh, there's nothing quite like the great outdoors. Oh, but, *sigh*, the sweet creature comforts and plumbing of the indoors. This weekend, I wanted to harness the power of the extremists, the crunchies, the down n' dirty freeze-dried baked bean Clif Bar warriors. But, this weekend I also wanted to gather my best pals for a chill hang and have access to wifi, running water, and cold Chardonnay. Alas! I found the way. I like to think that I found Backyard Glamping, but I think it'd be fair to say that Backyard Glamping found me. 

If you haven't heard about this hopelessly millenial and Instagram-driven trend, are you actually living under a rock? If so, get out from under there and grab your gear- we're setting up a magical experience. 

I will share with you how I achieved a roughing-it simulation within four feet of my own home. 

1. First and foremost, get Shelter. Nothing fancy required, though it depends on the level of glam you're aiming for. I have a standard LL Bean 4 person tent and was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to set up. A few helpful reminders:

• Face that thing westward if you're trying to get adequate beauty rest.
• RAIN FLY! Even if there are no anticipated showers, this will add an extra layer of protection from the elements. 
• Never cozy enough- bring the things that make you feel at peace. 

2. D E C O R 

• Mood is essential. I brought my favorite tapestry and battery-powered copper string lights. 

3. T U N E Z

• Yes, it's cute and endearing to have your buddy crooning on his acoustic, but this is GLAMPING. I brought my Bose and hollered at my Spotify Premium account to set the jams. 
• playlist: 
• In the Moonlight // Blithe Field
• Corona // Calexico
• Halah // Mazzy Star
• Smokey Taboo // Cocorosie
• Creature Comfort // Woods
• About to Die // Dirty Projectors
• Fiya // Tune-yards
• Stoned // Widowspeak
• Lemonade // Braids
• Weird Honey // Elvis Depressedly
• The Night Air // Shady Elders 

4. B U Z Z - O F F 

• Bug Soother. 'Nuff said. 

5. S N A X 

• Another obvi. 

6. M I S C - F U N 

• On account of the New Moon, I brought my Wild Unknown Tarot deck to the tent and got occult with it. 
• For non-practicing witches, I'd suggest board games, manicure supplies, coloring books, or literature. 

 7.  G O O D - C O M P A N Y 

• Last, but CERTAINLY not least, bring your lovers and friends. 

Happy Glamping!